look up “Lindsay” and tell me what you [don’t] find…

via thedailywhat:

RAAAAGE of the Day: According to the New York Post, Lindsay Lohan has filed a ONE-HUNDRED MILLION DOLLAR lawsuit against E-Trade for featuring a toddler named “Lindsay” in one of their eminently adorbz stock-trading baby ads (above), which allegedly “violated Lohan’s rights under New York state civil-rights law.”

How’s that, you ask? Well, according to Lindsay Lohan’s lawyer, Stephanie Ovadia, “the actress has the same single-name recognition as Oprah or Madonna.”

Needless to say, this is the single most frivolous lawsuit ever brought against anyone ever forever. And to all the millions of girls named “Lindsay” currently basking in the reflected sheen of well-deserved celebrity bouncing off The One True Lindsay: Watch your backs. One-hundred-million-dollar drug habits don’t feed themselves, you know.

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